2019-One-Line Move Reviews of 2019

Art of Self Defense: A twisted, violent, and hilariously unsubtle romp through the dojo of toxic masculinity, featuring Jesse Eisennerg's Beta Male bona fides.
​- Alex Simand

Joker: Is it subtle? No. Does it deserve awards beyond Joaquin? No. But does it at least attempt to portray mental health and economic inequality in an interesting way? Yes.
​-Levi Rogers

I refuse to see Little Women, no matter how good I've heard it is, because I am so emotionally dependent on that one from 1994. 
​-Jane-Rebecca Cannarella 

The Irishman: A very moving meditation on death, aging, reaping, sowing, crime, the canon of Scorsese movies, and the waste of using so much money on anti-aging CGI.
​-Levi Rogers

Marriage Story: a several hour anxiety attack filled with revisionist history. 
-Jane-Rebecca Cannarella

Marriage Story: A hyper-realistic portrayal of love lost and why everyone should just move to Philly.
​-Levi Rogers

Knives Out-Just a fun and good mystery movie by Rian Johnson (Brick, Looper, Last Jedi) where Chris Evans plays an asshole in an excessive white sweater alongside a phenomenal cast.
​- Levi Rogers